December 2009

ARIES: You may need the advice of a friend to discover how to fill the gap be-tween your teeth.
TAURUS: You dislike having to change your underwear, but you should probably do it. Your health should come first. And your friends will thank you.
GEMINI: Christmas is an ideal opportunity to mend fences between you and others. Sometimes a smile and a "Merry Christ-mas" provides the perfect opening. And a bribe.
CANCER: This is a time for both fun and restraint. No, this does not mean you should have fun with restraints. Sheesh!
LEO: You may be a homebody at heart, but the holidays will help you out of your shell if you let them do it. Buddy Holiday. Billie Holiday. Judy Holliday. All those Holidays.
VIRGO: The joy and activities of the sea-son could make you less dedicated to what still has to be done at work. Let Dogbert be your guide.
LIBRA: The stars predict a great month for you. You remember those stars – Judy Holliday, Billie Holiday. All them Holi-days.
SCORPIO: If considering a holiday trip (What? Them again?), don't put it off. Vis-iting family is the traditional excursion, but if you feel the need to "get away from it all," take a vacation as a migrant worker.
SAGITTARIUS: Is it late in the month, but you still have done nothing for that relative or friend who counts on you during the holidays? Ah well, their loss!
CAPRICORN: As the year draws to a close, stop to consider the good things that have happened to you in 2009.
We’re still waiting for you to consider those good things.
AQUARIUS: Your boa constrictor is hav-ing a very busy time and may not be paying much attention to you. Just go with the flow, and it pays even more to give a little extra love.
PISCES: Kids, kids, kids, no matter what their ages, they are the ones who make the holidays worth while. Besides a material gift, give them something they will remem-ber. Say you are proud of each one. Espe-cially if they are grandkids and you don’t have to go home with them!