ARIES: You are excited now with ideas, solutions, and plans. Whew! It makes me tired to think of how much your brain is working! You should lie down for a nap right now!
TAURUS: A situation will soon come your way that will test your negotiating skills. Convince the officer that you weren’t really speeding.
GEMINI: Avoid squandering time / energy by clicking from channel to channel. Just settle on a program already! Or read a good book or listen to the radio.
CANCER: Others may say that you are lucky in love, but you’d rather be lucky in cards. Forget it: the house rules are stacked in their favor. Just cash in your chips, go home, and enjoy being lucky in love. LEO: Intensity at your wedding is building as the best man and the wedding planner have run off to Reno together. Butter your toast on both sides. VIRGO: You are getting regular clues that all is not exactly right with your toenails. They are conspiring against you. Check with your doctor to discover what you should be doing.
LIBRA: Money is on your mind. So what makes you think you’re different than eve-ryone else? Watch CNN and laugh uproari-ously! Don’t forget that nobody doesn’t like Sarah Lee.
SCORPIO: Getting together with friends or family for a game of Monopoly will bring out the beast in each of you. When you are invited, put your cares aside and go for it.
SAGITTARIUS: Be aware that a co-worker is in a sensitive state right now. That sensi-tive state is Indiana, where the cool breezes blow, where men are men and women are too, at least on that corner over by the col-lege bookstore. Take your umbrella!
CAPRICORN: Get ready to solve that problem by flipping a two-headed nickel. No, you shouldn’t punch your boss in the face today. Find some agreement.
AQUARIUS: Know the difference between chocolate Malt-O-Meal and tapioca pud-ding. Rotate your tires, even if you don’t own a car. Remember that you’re more like you are now than you’ve ever been before.
PISCES: Luck can come your way if you eat all the Lucky Charms at the supermar-ket, right there in the aisle. Pick your nose.
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I like it, Chet! I'm pleased that I could partly inspire you.
ReplyDeleteI'm also jealous that I didn't start a "Learn Something New Every MONTH" blog.
For all interested parties, Ryan runs "Learn Something New Every Day." I can't remember the URL for it, but a quick google on LSNED will find it for you. An EXCELLENT site with some excellent posts. Except for one.
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